Me to my ten-year-old: "Sweetie, will you go upstairs and get my medicine?"
He to me: "You mean the Viagra?"
Me: "No, Sweetie, the Vicodin."
Wow! What a teachable moment.
Naturally, I had to explain erectile dysfunction to him. It was so much fun, especially when he screamed "Ugh!" and ran from the room.
Later on I took a Xanax.