Immortality is Yours for the Price of a House
No fair! Christmas is over and all I got was a stupid Chia Pet.
The address is 48 Parkshore Cir. Sacramento, CA 95831. It sits on Seymour Park which runs the length of the Greenhaven community. I’ve long had my eye on it as I jogged by (okay, walked really fast).
Take a tour. It’s a jewel.
Buy the house next door, too, and be my neighbor
You’ll love Sacramento. It’s a beautiful town wrapped in ribbons of rivers, second only to Paris for its amount of trees.
Buy this house for me and I’ll grant you immortality
I’ll write a book about you. Romance, mystery, gothic, or science fiction. Villian or hero. You choose. History awaits you. Sounds like a good trade to me.