Mother's Lesson #7

These are the young men of our family. Handsome fellows aren’t they. They have the capacity to eat twice their weight in junk food, buttons, and tin cans.


This is a bottle of “Seabuck 7.”

It is made from seabuckthorn berries. The ancient Chinese and the nice lady at Nugget Market said seabuckthorn berries will:

• Rejuvenate my body and mind
• Enhance my immune activity
• Support my circulation and a healthy cardiovascular system for me
• Fight free radicals found in my body
• Contribute to healthy cell membranes and smooth, glowing skin

I believed them. I paid $30 for a month’s supply.

Seabuck 7 requires refrigeration. There-in lies the rub. Remember the handsome young men above. Seabuck 7 would have been an aperitif for them.

I had to protect it.

So I made a new label.

It was really scary. The young men ran away.

This story is true. This is not an advertisement for any product or merchant.

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